Human noises (bad taste?) sample

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Human noises (bad taste?) sample

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First, moderators feel free to remove this if you feel it is offensive...

Usage: I'm from Tennessee, ok? I use this sample when we play in a bar - more specifically a redneck bar. (Most of the bars in Tennessee are of the redneck variety.) I load it up into a Live buffer on the NS2 just waiting for the band leader (or bass player) to bend over! I also will play a note or two when they walk up to the mic...

Sorry if I offend anyone.

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"Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto" = "I am a man, I consider nothing that is human alien to me."
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I can't wait to play in a redneck bar!
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Re: Human noises (bad taste?) sample

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Works everytime with certain crowds.
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Very classy and inspiring and efficient (2.4 MiB for a fart and a burb).
Can you make them loop ? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Can you add other (not necessary cleaner) noises : fingers clap, hand clap, human beat box ? :lol:
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audioird wrote:Very classy and inspiring and efficient
Don't you mean "Very Gassy and inspiring"? ;)

I'll be using this sample next time I play "stand by your man" :mrgreen:
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Hanon_CTS wrote: I'll be using this sample next time I play "stand by your man" :mrgreen:
What about Jumpin' Jack Flash? It's a gas gas gas....
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shark wrote:Jumpin' Jack Flash? It's a gas gas gas....
Indubitably! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap: :thumbup:
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shark wrote:Works everytime with certain crowds.
Yup ....I laughed.
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